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Sharp Knife

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/08/2002
 
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Keep the knife out of what? The Engrish ranguage, as used in Japan.

Sharp Knife

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    hell, I'd just say I didn't read it (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.10.2002 1:52:22 PM EST)
    because I'm ALL ABOUT putting knives in children, bitches!


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    Not a knife... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (11.08.2002 9:04:39 PM EST)
    for Priests or Micheal Jackson, then is it.

    Reminds me of (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.08.2002 4:33:18 PM EST)
    Spelling and wording that comes with directions on put-together purchases.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Well at least (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (11.08.2002 8:56:17 AM EST)

    it's rust proof
    This is ............ (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.08.2002 2:02:50 AM EST)
    A special model of knife designed exclusively for priests.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
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