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Its my life...
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started by
michaelcarl
(02.02.2003 5:39:55 PM EST)
been there as a matter of fact I'm still there.
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(02.01.2003 12:21:17 PM EST)
"What did I tell you about wiping your butt on the carpet??!!"
Hahahahaha. The look on the male dog's face is priceless! Man, can I relate! To the look, not to wiping my butt on the carpet.
Excellent, Seaweedy.
No PK
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started by
roger
(02.01.2003 10:52:11 AM EST)
What she is saying is, "We were having a good time at the Johnson's party and you had to go and do THAT on the floor."
*comment stolen from Don Larson of Far Side.*
^5 Seaweedy, although I never really have to vote on your submissions, you start out with 11 number 4 votes... hahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
She could be saying...
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started by
misspk
(02.01.2003 7:22:50 AM EST)
"What do you mean you were out with that 'bitch' again last night?!"
*wink,giggle,blush*
yeah
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started by
bigjohn2
(02.01.2003 0:05:21 AM EST)
that pretty much looks like what the dog is thinking.....lmfao
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