"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
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Snapple Facts
#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
One Liners
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration.
haha
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started by
wickedwoman
(12.10.2002 2:08:20 PM EST)
Damn that almost looks like the town I live in...yup..guess we're hicks..poor ones at that
A real catch!
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started by
misspk
(12.10.2002 8:16:02 AM EST)
I've always wanted a man who has a cool set of wheels, and is capable of bringing home the bacon - even if it is roadkill.
Yes people, that was sarcasm :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Damn Rudolf ......
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started by
thegrandpatron
(12.10.2002 8:00:20 AM EST)
that's the last time you are doing any slammers. Santa's going to be pissed when we get home.
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(12.10.2002 2:11:12 AM EST)
Hell, Max, you stole all the good ones. Hehehehe.
There has to be a better way to get across town under a buck.
he's not a deer hunter
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started by
suicideking
(12.10.2002 0:07:12 AM EST)
he's a drug dealer, he just needed a safe way to transport his goods across the city...that's a bad neighborhood
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