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lol
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bigjohn2
(01.12.2003 9:41:15 AM EST)
this one was great...
I fell too...
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started by
michaelcarl
(12.25.2002 4:57:48 PM EST)
short fall off the wagon, I wish I fell off the roof instead. OUCHHHHHHH>
This reminds me.......
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started by
tjshere
(12.25.2002 1:33:00 PM EST)
Of one of my heroes. Tim "the toolman" Taylor. MORE POWER!!
Well...MY neighbors...
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started by
misspk
(12.25.2002 12:34:50 PM EST)
Would think it's just another one of my kinky sex rituals and pull up a chair and watch.
Hey, I could charge for demonstrations, but that would just be creepy...and most likely illegal.
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