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started by
henkster
(03.11.2003 1:08:57 PM EST)
One Belgium 'grapjesmaker'. The numberplate has been mounted upside down, if the car would be on wheels.
The ground is dry under the car. Ah well, in Florida they have pink plastic flamingos in front of the house, so why not have fun with your old bavarian manure wagon. :)
No No No
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(03.11.2003 8:26:28 AM EST)
This is NOT a fake. The photo has just be flipped. Look - the steering wheel is at the back instead of the front, my dick is itchy, the water table is rising and a ping pong ball just shot out of GP's ass.
Seriously, Roger, if you look really close the licence plate actually says, "Fuck You Roger."
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The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WW II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
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