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Hmm...
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started by
oxbrain
(04.24.2003 9:21:46 PM EST)
I think the original slogan was longer, larger, further. Someone must have changed the U to an A.
"Wank on. Wank off."
Adults
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started by
crazyfingers
(04.22.2003 11:39:56 PM EST)
should put on their oxygen masks before assisting children.
lol
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started by
bigjohn2
(04.22.2003 7:46:06 PM EST)
good one
Yeah, but......
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started by
tjshere
(04.22.2003 4:12:32 AM EST)
They offer great discounts because they save so much money not having to buy jet fuel. Chili is much cheaper.
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