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Stay Right There

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/01/2003
 
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    Men have duct tape (1 reply)
    started by meesha
    (06.01.2003 6:11:15 PM EST)

    and women have hot glue guns!

    Great picture, Rob.

    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.01.2003 2:31:26 PM EST)

    with duct tape he aint going nowhere...

    Modern Art ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.01.2003 11:10:39 AM EST)

    I'm not stuck on it.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    That looks like fun (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.01.2003 10:24:26 AM EST)

    Ah, duct tape, a guy's #1 fix-it tool. Throw in our #2 fix-it tool - baling wire - and this would be a perfect job.

    Assuming lots of beer was consumed while doing it. ;^)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Gotta love duct tape (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.01.2003 0:24:01 AM EST)


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