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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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Tongue Urinal

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/30/2003
 
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Since I started using this urinal, I haven't pissed on the floor.

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    Garibaldi (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.30.2003 4:56:27 PM EST)

    go back to Babylon 5 and pee on J'kar ....

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Gary Baldy (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (06.30.2003 10:43:01 AM EST)


    Sure does love to point out duplications.. I guess that makes him a little superior to the rest of the crowd.

    Trouble is old Gary Baldy has 33 contributions of his own and now he's pointing fingers at the owners who select what is to be posted.....

    tsk tsk tsk Gary... if your submissions suddenly stop being posted.... well... maybe you can whine some more.

    LMAO @ TJ...

    Hey you two whiners (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.30.2003 10:01:08 AM EST)


    I missed it the first time around.
    Some of us can't come here to Goffball everyday you know.

    Waaa hahahahaha

    Duplicate comment (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (06.30.2003 9:49:17 AM EST)

    Goofball photos; 22 May 03, garibaldi
    :-(

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Duplication (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (06.30.2003 2:38:33 AM EST)

    22 Dec 02, Seaweedy
    :-(

    HEY (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.30.2003 1:27:05 AM EST)


    Put one in the toilet and you can do away with the toilet paper.

    hahahahaha

    If your hose is too short... (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (06.30.2003 0:44:36 AM EST)

    and your pump is too weak...

    step a little closer...

    or you'll p*ss on your feet...

    Rob!

    Hehehe!

    Luv the ani!

    ^5

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