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oh joy
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started by
buckwild4551
(06.29.2003 7:30:55 PM EST)
more people who don't believe in sex outside of marriage or liquor, but are willing to sell the shit out of it in the carry outs
They can staff
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started by
crazyfingers
(06.26.2003 6:38:17 PM EST)
20 more 7 Elevens now, with three or four NYC cabbies left over. Great... Give me a cherry Slushie and don't wipe it with that towel.
Nice shot!
I hoping.....
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(06.26.2003 11:02:37 AM EST)
.....that this not actually a ship.....but turns out to be a submarine instead.
B-42
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started by
marvin
(06.26.2003 6:32:38 AM EST)
you sunk my battleship!
LMAO
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started by
roger
(06.26.2003 0:30:02 AM EST)
Virginia will never be the same.
They'll all be working at McDonalds within a month.
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Nice shot!
TJ is a huge Dick
