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marvin
(06.21.2003 7:06:16 AM EST)
the owner of this vehicle, sir?
Can I see your driving licence?
Have you had a drink or taken drugs in the last hour?
He looks very suspicious to me, better haul his ass in for further questioning.
Good work officer!
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