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#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
One Liners
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
As long as
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started by
marvin
(07.04.2003 4:22:17 PM EST)
it's not the back end of a horse ....
Sounds familair
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started by
tjshere
(07.04.2003 1:17:41 AM EST)
You always have to kiss `em before you ride `em.
Well Rob
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started by
roger
(07.04.2003 0:38:47 AM EST)
I don't know what it is either but it points off to the right so you know it ain't hell.
hahahahaha
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