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Santa's Dead

By: robnoxiousPublished: 12/02/2003
 
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This is one way to get out of buying gifts for the kids.

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    Seen it before (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (12.02.2003 10:32:31 PM EST)

    but still a good one.


    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    I've read about this. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (12.02.2003 5:16:37 PM EST)

    He was trampled under foot by a stampede of a bunch of thrifty shoping Mom's at Wal-Mart.

    your right tj (1 reply)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.02.2003 3:43:05 PM EST)

    and suicide king had it last year I think it was him..

    Hahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.02.2003 3:54:38 AM EST)


    This would make a great Christmas signature pic.

    Thank you, Missy!

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