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About My Mom

By: portajonPublished: 03/02/2004
 
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Not only does she like sex, she's fertile.

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    To hell with the nightclubs, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.02.2004 8:07:12 PM EST)

    from now on I'm picking up women in the baby's apparel department of my nearest department store.

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    started by bigjohn2
    (03.02.2004 3:59:27 PM EST)

    oh hell thats good

    This may be true (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.02.2004 9:27:22 AM EST)


    but if you get her drunk,
    she likes to suck dick too.

    That's just what I've heard.

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