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Read My Helmet

By: anonymousPublished: 08/16/2004
 
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    Hey Guys.... (0 replies)
    started by babybear
    (08.17.2004 5:28:52 PM EST)

    Loving all your comments!
    Logic/In-Laws (hahahaha) and Darth Vader....all very funny.

    Who Is This Guy? (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (08.16.2004 10:56:57 PM EST)
    Is that Obiwan in his Darth Vader outfit? I see Captain's bars on his shoulder. Maybe he can deliver on that talk after all.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    It's amazing (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.16.2004 9:20:28 AM EST)

    I wear this same outfit when I visit the in-laws.

    So... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (08.16.2004 1:38:17 AM EST)

    Using that logic, if you're illiterate you'd be safe, right?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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