"What is your ambitions?"—Bush, speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event," Aug. 29, 2002
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#172 The eye makes movements 50 times every second.
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has a short leg and walks in circles.
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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny woman? A: A counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck!
Breasticles are never descrbed as being well-hung?
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I guess for all the ladies out there that happen to be into screwing drywall, this would be a good thing.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
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Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all appear to have two penises. To clarify, though, they have a single penis, but it is split in two (pretty much 'Y'-shaped.) This organ is known as a hemipenes. Snakes also share this interesting feature. Apparently, the dual penis is for ease of left-handed or right-handed mating. Also, at least in snakes, the semen does not flow through a vessel (like in mammals), but rather, a groove."
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
