"And if one of those jobs are created, we must have a system which trains people for the jobs which actually exist." —Bush, discussing employment training Source: U.S. Newswire, "Remarks by the President on Employment Training," June 17, 2003
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A: You come in one and go in the other.
The one in the center already has a snake and the one on the right is wearing war paint, so I guess I'll have to be the virgin bride's best man.
I take da job! Nice one, PJ.
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