"The proposal we've proposed will save him nearly $2,400 every year."—Bush, in another display of the depth and breadth of his language skills Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President Bush Speaks to the TaxRelief Coalition, U.S. Chamber of Commerce," May 6, 2003
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