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I'm a greeter?
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started by
willi
(05.31.2004 0:07:39 AM EST)
"Hello, welcome to Walmart. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!"
LOL
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started by
tjshere
(05.30.2004 12:35:29 PM EST)
I guess they need someone to stick around long enough to lock the doors.
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