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Dont't Drink And Drive

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/27/2004
 
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And dont't spell correctly either.

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    I guess (0 replies)
    started by babybear
    (05.27.2004 4:28:05 PM EST)


    if you were drunk it would actually read corecttly!

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.27.2004 9:15:33 AM EST)


    pretty close for government work

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    started by tjshere
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    Drinking and sign painting isn't a real good combination either.

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