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Are You Open?

By: robnoxiousPublished: 07/13/2004
 
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    Must be a.... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (07.14.2004 9:26:46 PM EST)

    Grand patron too...

    If'n ya ax me.

    A Fine Rationale (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (07.13.2004 9:24:45 PM EST)

    Must be a part time politician.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    "Are you open"? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.13.2004 7:29:31 AM EST)


    Rob if'n you have to ask, I'm not sure you need another drink.
    LOL

    You say Patron wrote that? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.13.2004 1:55:20 AM EST)


    Geez, he better stick with limericks from now on. Hehehehehe.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well then (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (07.13.2004 0:32:28 AM EST)


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