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The Cow Failed

By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/29/2005
 
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This cow couldn't jump over the moon.

The Cow Failed

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    didnt (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.29.2005 5:32:23 PM EST)
    make it far at all...

    A cow that lives in a tree (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (03.29.2005 12:56:17 PM EST)

    It must be a Cowl

    Too-Whit-Too-Mooooo


    Waaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
    Geez, I crack myself up.

    TJ is a huge Dick

    lmao (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (03.29.2005 12:14:32 PM EST)
    A huge mis"steak"?

    Poor cow (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (03.29.2005 10:20:30 AM EST)
    cool picture, though

    I've had (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.29.2005 9:09:59 AM EST)

    cows in some pretty bad situations. But none this bad.

    this is an (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (03.29.2005 8:53:06 AM EST)
    udderly fantastic picture

    Yeah, but (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.29.2005 8:32:49 AM EST)

    Are the steaks still good?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    It was all flooded out (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (03.29.2005 0:23:05 AM EST)

    way above the trees. Then the water receded and the cow ended up in this tree..

    Good one Rob

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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