"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
Random Quote
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." — Tom Waits
Snapple Facts
#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly doctors hire her to stand outside their offices to make people sick.
One Liners
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
An unidentified streaker does a cartwheel, as he interupts the Women's Singles quarter-final match between Maria Sharapova and Elena Dementieva, both of of Russia, on the Centre Court at Wimbledon, Tuesday, July 4, 2006.
Oh, never mind... the green bracelet gives it away!
-pretty good for one-handed typing, eh?!
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