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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." — Woody Allen
Snapple Facts
#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
One Liners
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E. R., 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
Foreigners try to enter illegaly. I'd try to sneak around that too!
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