"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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Yo Mama ...
is so short she has to cuff her underwear
One Liners
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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Him or her???
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(01.25.2001 5:41:58 PM EST)
It's clear why they jumped... Some people just can't love themselves. I love myself 4 or 5 times a day..
I'm married that's why!
Ewwww...
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started by
gurly
(11.13.2000 4:48:36 PM EST)
I'm afraid to ask........
~gurly~
HELP HER!
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started by
jedi1mastr
(10.17.2000 7:54:07 PM EST)
She's melting, she's melting!!
harsh
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started by
kylew
(10.07.2000 10:56:46 PM EST)
ouch!
sick
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started by
starlitedj
(08.23.2000 12:50:45 PM EST)
whats the purpose??????????
good stuff
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started by
assmastr
(08.18.2000 1:53:03 AM EST)
how excessively disgusting, hahahahaha
EEEEWWWWW!!!
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started by
750
(06.30.2000 7:32:51 PM EST)
You'd think someone that huge would have went "Bounce" instead of "Splat".
Holy Shit!
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started by
AD1
(06.26.2000 1:33:44 AM EST)
I can't believe that this was a person. There must be some mistake.
Yeeachhh!
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started by
LouieT
(06.14.2000 1:11:04 AM EST)
Sorry, but this is disgusting!
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