"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"-Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Q. What is really sweet and is delivered in a box for easter? A. The Queen Mum
I SAW THIS BILLBOARD TWO BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE
MIND YOU THIS WAS A YEAR AGO BUT I HAD TO LAUGH EVERY TIME I DROVE BY I`M STILL NOT SURE WHETHER THE PERSON THAT DESIGNED IT GOT THE HIDDEN INUENDO OR NOT BUT EVERYBODY ELSE GOT IT
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
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