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#72 The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk.
Some should
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DARKOVERLORD
(12.01.2000 12:23:21 PM EST)
Show this to the loser algoreya. He's going to need a job.
TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!!
SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!
nead a jubb
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generalursus
(11.30.2000 6:19:56 AM EST)
i ate there once, got the shits. am i qualifieid ( did i spell that right?) i theeenk i'mmmmmmmmm in luuuuuuuuuvveeeeee!
It should say...
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started by
tallmook
(10.24.2000 1:53:00 AM EST)
Now hiring stupid motherfuckers who will fuck up your order because they are as dumb as dirt.
MOOK!!
didn't you know
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(10.03.2000 8:19:48 PM EST)
that's what they put in the meat...
I seen it on the news, so it has to be true.
It's time for a revolution.
Hey Rob
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JSkills
(09.27.2000 1:29:20 AM EST)
Why you gotta talk about me like that? Just because I used to work in several fast food places ...
JSkills Goofball Staff
job huntin'
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started by
dragon17
(06.14.2000 2:38:47 PM EST)
cool first again....ive been needing a job too....
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