"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
Random Quote
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." — Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota. (1996)
Snapple Facts
#154 Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.
Yo Mama ...
is so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
One Liners
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
Another of many in a series of motivational photos. This one
would go nicely framed above the toilet in your bathroom - no?
Hey - this one says it all as far as skiing goes. Nothing beats
a day of skiing - it is the ultimate in Goofball material.
Never mind going to work - take a day off and go skiing ;-}
Two wrongs don't make a right, except in (insert your town here) on a Saturday night.
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