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Beer Goggles - MAN
By: Anonymous
Published: 02/24/1999
Ever hear of Beer goggles? Well if you haven't, here is a picture to help you out.
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docolds@lcsys.net
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.28.2001 3:23:00 PM EST)
what's up
hehehe,
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started by
jamis100
(08.09.2000 10:34:43 AM EST)
I like the fact the shirt gradually opens up more and more
Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick!
fuck it....
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started by
paru
(07.22.2000 4:46:29 PM EST)
nice try....
hard luck...
next time.
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