"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
what the fuck?
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kinggoldfinger
(02.12.2001 10:55:19 PM EST)
yeah this is really uncensored, piece of shit
Alexis Schmitz
Loser below
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marko11
(11.29.2000 6:49:11 PM EST)
Hey hey hey loser
black thingy's
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slowwalkinwalter
(06.28.2000 6:03:00 PM EST)
why is this picture not in the uncensored section and the black thingy's gone? it would be a HOLE lot better (get it?)
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