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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
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"We offer the party as a big tent. How we do that within the platform, the preamble to the platform, or whatnot, that remains to be seen. But that message will have to be articulated with great clarity."
— Former Vice President Dan Quayle
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Snapple Facts |
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#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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One Liners |
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge,
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Quick Joke |
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Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
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