"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
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is so ugly doctors hire her to stand outside their offices to make people sick.
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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
FAT-ASS PIG!!!!
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tub
(01.16.2001 5:53:55 PM EST)
All you Democrats can go fuck that worn-out piece of shit pussy of hers. Clinton is a very sick idiot to have put his dick in her mouth!
Al Gore is an idiot
Fat Slob
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started by
tub
(10.29.2000 5:17:47 PM EST)
That fat-ass whore wishes she was that skinny.
Al Gore is an idiot
spice monica
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 2:52:40 PM EST)
mae ya cambiaron una de las spice girl.
GAY
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started by
mttartaglia1
(07.26.2000 8:46:32 PM EST)
SO GAY
KILL YOURSELF
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