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That's
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kweenbee
(02.14.2002 7:56:48 PM EST)
different alright.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
ratshit
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.31.2000 6:05:35 PM EST)
ever wonder why Papa had both rabbitts and roosters
nice
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started by
Albatros
(07.21.2000 1:22:37 AM EST)
especially since its a fucking rooster. . .
This place is FUBAR!
Well then......
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.13.2000 3:01:48 PM EST)
You know, i just can't help but to think that this is wrong
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