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Emergency Sign

By: SneakyPetePublished: 03/10/1999
 
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Broken down on the side of the road, this is not a real big help.

Emergency Sign

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    ITS OK (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.18.2001 10:47:28 PM EST)

    I DON`T HAVE A QUARTER ON ME ANY WAY


    BY THE WAY
    IT WORKS OUT TO 108.12 MILES

    OH SHIT! I knew I should have majored in Math! (0 replies)
    started by SeanMcKay
    (06.23.2000 10:43:31 PM EST)

    Ok, Carry the 1 divide by 2...

    Love,Peace & Hair Greez

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.22.2000 11:14:43 AM EST)

    that is a stupid picture that should say emergency no toilets

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