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Watch as this Long Island man eats dog food and drinks his own
piss in order to get an all expense paid trip to San Francisco
to see Metallica. This was sponsored by a New York radio
station.
Some quick math leads us to believe he got about $2,000 for
eating a can of "Mighty Dog" and drinking a bottle of his own
piss. Sound worth it to you?
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DeaddyBear
(05.09.2001 7:32:36 PM EST)
I would eat dog food to go 2 a limp concert. But I wouldn't drink my own piss. Hell I wouldnt eat a 12 oz. steak for those sellouts!!!
METALLICA SUCKS
JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID
The Guys Stupid
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started by
battery2001
(02.08.2001 8:30:46 AM EST)
Even though it's my favorite group i still wouldnt do something like that....thats sick man
i am #1
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started by
mjfsr316
(07.13.2000 7:38:30 PM EST)
I AM #1 HAHAHAHAHAJHA
ok
moron
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started by
mjfsr316
(07.13.2000 7:37:33 PM EST)
he is a moron
ok
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