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Yo Mama ...
is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
One Liners
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
I've heard of better ones
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GFish
(05.14.2001 4:54:27 PM EST)
Someone I know said that in Vegas he saw a bum with a sign "Why lie, why lie, I just need a drink!" By the way, if someone you know refers to alcohol as "pain-go-bye-bye juice" it's bad!
Bob Marley?
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deaddybear
(05.14.2001 0:42:49 AM EST)
And the truth shall get you fed!
--Deaddy Bear--
Oh my god!!!!
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started by
stevenjlafferty
(01.30.2001 11:07:47 AM EST)
I thought living in Ireland left me confined!!
I know that guy!
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started by
bisexualandy
(07.25.2000 10:39:43 AM EST)
He lives in NYC and hangs around Times Square, and is sort of an underground hit with the tourists (and us locals too) I have never given him $, just 'cause he seems to do so well!
It's so much funnier when you are in on the joke...
HEY!
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Badfish
(07.25.2000 2:39:18 AM EST)
HEY! that's my mom!
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