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I think
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roger
(02.28.2003 0:58:57 AM EST)
I've found another mouse tail..
hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
All of that
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started by
kweenbee
(02.19.2002 7:40:07 PM EST)
And no place to put it
Love the country, live to pee outside!
is that it's tail
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started by
nbs01
(02.03.2001 9:52:03 AM EST)
this is my first time being first ha ha ha .I still think that's it's tail.
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