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is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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As I was flipping through the advertisements in my college
yearbook and found this, if I would have know... a masters
degree may have been in my
future. Damn.
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I thought
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started by
kweenbee
(02.19.2002 7:45:51 PM EST)
That's where we got our higher learning
Love the country, live to pee outside!
NZ SAFE SEX
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2001 8:44:15 PM EST)
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
ewe beauty
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started by
ivanski
(08.18.2000 8:56:06 AM EST)
Baaaaaakk home on the farm in New Zealand, (where men are men, and sheep are nervous) "ewe turns" are legal !!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
