"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
Random Quote
"They're all very well-endowed... the ones I've been with." In an NBC interview, a merciless Heather Locklear tells the world why she only goes out with rock stars.
Snapple Facts
#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
One Liners
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
If
(0 replies)
started by
kweenbee
(02.21.2002 10:03:14 PM EST)
that ain't the truth
Love the country, live to pee outside!
ok, lemme ask a serious question...
(0 replies)
started by
oxbrain
(06.11.2001 2:02:47 AM EST)
do you girls actually like guys with hairy chests?
personaly I can't stand hair of any kind on my chest, it annoys me, but what do you girls like?
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
BIG WOW
(0 replies)
  started by
szsz
(01.31.2001 9:51:18 AM EST)
Well then Im first pitty its such a crap picture, whats so great about being first anyway dosent make me anybetter, its not an accievment anyway so wake up you american scum bags and get lives
P.S RULE BRITTANIA!!!!
hello!!
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.