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Stop, Wait, Don't Shoot!

By: PhantomPublished: 06/27/1999
 
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f you think Santa doesn't have bad days, then guess again.

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    Breaking and entering (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.21.2002 10:07:04 PM EST)

    Will do that to you

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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    started by boringjob
    (08.24.2000 4:17:12 PM EST)

    HEY - I'm first !! Even if Santa is dead - I'M FIRST !!!!

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