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#110 Frogs never drink.
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Hey! Vanna!
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paulie151
(04.22.2002 11:17:10 PM EST)
Can I buy a K-Y?
I'd buy that for a dollar!!
I
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kweenbee
(02.21.2002 10:14:05 PM EST)
Give up
Love the country, live to pee outside!
look @ that
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sb100
(01.01.2001 6:08:06 PM EST)
Nothing can take the place of a consultation with a GameDoctor, but the advice posted here is given honestly, in good faith, without judgement and to the best of our ability to answer all creectly
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kewl
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pussylicker
(11.26.2000 2:23:50 PM EST)
yes im 1st
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