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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
One Liners
Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love? A. Call her from your cell phone.
WOW
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duck888
(09.25.2000 1:06:29 PM EST)
102.7 FM in New York.O&A
get a grip
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started by
bhthomas
(09.24.2000 9:19:03 PM EST)
this pic is out of an old issue of PLAYBOY!!! big fucking deal.
MOON LIGHTING
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started by
BGURSS
(09.22.2000 10:14:16 PM EST)
Better check that pulse on Granny, Cause I think she's just fainted! of Shit herself. Ol lady looks like the one in the Coke Comercial.
Liked the old web page better!
DAMN!
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DaWolfE
(08.31.2000 8:47:11 PM EST)
DAMN, Her ass is finer than a mutha fucka
I am Da WolfE
Deez nuts
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started by
dennisarduini
(08.31.2000 4:48:34 PM EST)
I want that ass....I think The grandma is checking out her ass, is this real??
word
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started by
rook30505
(08.30.2000 2:04:23 PM EST)
Grandma's checkin out her ass
Spank my ass!
FIRST!
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started by
dagoalie
(08.22.2000 0:33:46 AM EST)
FIRST AGAIN fuck all of you!
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