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Well............
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started by
tub
(05.01.2001 1:54:11 PM EST)
..he sure as hell isn't saying it to that lesbo-hag Hillary. I hate the son of a bitch, but who can blame him for cheating on that fat-thighed, pug-ugly dyke!
Al Gore is and always will be a dangerous idiot. The Democratic Party are all Radical Politically Correct facist pigs who want to take away your freedom.
Sign Language
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diverprog
(02.27.2001 9:27:41 AM EST)
I must preface this by saying that I DON'T like Clinton.
But, he is using ASL (American Sign Language). This sign is for "I love you".
He was probably signing to Monica!
Don't be a moron!
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