"The Iraqi regime is a threat to any American and to threats who are friends of America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Rallies Troops at Fort Hood," Jan. 3, 2003
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Snapple Facts
#193 The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won't happen again until 6009.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
One Liners
Q: What are the three words women hate to hear most when having sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"
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