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Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
I sure
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started by
bigjohn2
(02.13.2008 8:21:55 PM EST)
do like those shorts
Hmmmm
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  started by
bear220
(02.13.2008 8:49:56 AM EST)
I wonder what profession she's in.
mom was right, I'm gonna go blind
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