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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"We anticipate a global world-maket with place for perhaps five computers."
—Tom Watson, IBM 1949
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Snapple Facts |
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#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
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It took 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!
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One Liners |
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
