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I think this
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bigjohn2
(08.11.2003 9:12:45 PM EST)
one hit right after the internet started up....old
Ummm
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.23.2001 5:15:58 PM EST)
Don't they know that men never, ever wear point shoes? Dumbasses!
(from the goofballer also known as dancegirl)
cute
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ladyher
(06.14.2000 0:09:12 AM EST)
BET HE HAS A WEDGIE
BLOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2000 9:41:25 PM EST)
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hey gotta laugh
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cookkie
(06.01.2000 8:06:04 PM EST)
he would look good on a greeting card to all of you wanna be ballerinas better than on your face imagine that !!! have fun dudes
charlie cummins
Divino
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 4:01:48 PM EST)
Asi quedan los hombres que hacen demasiado ejercicio....!
cuidate!!!!!!
naomi
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 6:50:51 AM EST)
WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS??
DIDNT EVERYONE SAY THEY DON'T WANT TO REGISTER??
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FUCK THE NEW FORMAT
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.25.2000 10:00:58 PM EST)
THIS FORMAT SUX BIG TIME.. AND I WONT BE COMMING BACK UNTIL IT CHANGES ...
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Arthur Sam III
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ArthurSamIII
(05.24.2000 4:59:16 PM EST)
I smiled cause he was a big chinease black japanese man who is a sumo and cause sumo sounds like you know and cause he was fat and beige. He also had a little pink underware on his weewee cause it is medium which he knows cause he is black and cause he is sumo.
Fat boy
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Dogma
(05.24.2000 4:35:13 PM EST)
more chins than a chinese phonebook!
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