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Barbie the Gangsta Bitch

By: adam5711Published: 09/28/2000
 
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Barbie's hangin' with the homeys at her new crib in North Doll-ywood

Barbie the Gangsta Bitch

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    barbie (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.14.2003 8:40:57 PM EST)

    is such a ho

    Something's missing.. (0 replies)
    started by sweetiecheeks777
    (04.16.2001 10:03:59 PM EST)

    Where's Puff Daddy?

    Remember- cats aren't clean, they're just covered in cat spit.

    Hey (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.06.2000 11:35:11 PM EST)

    Her pimp Ken must be in jail,poor bastard,she don't have game.

    big stinkin deal (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.29.2000 11:47:01 PM EST)

    I see dem ho's all da time!

    ????????? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (09.29.2000 7:12:37 PM EST)

    STOOPID!!!!!!!

    Hey jphillips: (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.29.2000 9:16:57 AM EST)

    You can't spell for shit!

    Szia...mulatsagos?... (0 replies)
    started by jphillips
    (09.29.2000 8:55:49 AM EST)

    Ati..Attila..nevezi valaki a rendes neven a gyereket?Mamint teged?
    Sajnalom,ha kitorolted a cuccokat,nem tudom,mernem tudom megnezni azokat a =?iso-8859........
    de azert +vannak,talan 1szer bejon.
    Az en fejemet sem kotik be mostanaban,hacsak le nem cserelnek 5kecskere +1-2rud aranyra..valahol messzi meleg videken,nyaralas kozben!!
    Itt,hatul a kertben van a konditerem,ahova atszoktam szaladni a garazson keresztul,vagy kimaszok az ablakon.Fszint,kozelebb is van etc...1kis IZOM(?)lazam is van,de nem gond!Csak azert az egesz,hogy ne tunyuljon el az amugy is formas kis testem.Na,ez yo!
    A naplopas annyibol all,hogy minden nap talalok valami tennivalot..tudod,mint 1kis bejarono..de Floppyval vagyok nagyon yoooban+o is csiiip engem,szoval..vasalas,kis rendrakas,szobafestes-meg mindig tart-,fozes,amit nem sokat gyakoroltam eddig,tudod olyan igazi finomsagok..es mondhatom a penteki 1.csodam nagy sikert aratott!!!
    Jovo hettol elkezdem a fazekas tanfolyamot,+,ha minden yol megy,akkor kiskolykoknek fogok segiteni nemetet tanulni,ami yo kis zsebpenz!!!Szoval,lassan,de biztosan.
    folyt.kov.
    Zsuzska

    Life is too short

    adam (0 replies)
    started by doublej1984
    (09.28.2000 6:37:08 PM EST)

    at least you get stuff posted. I haven't got one thing yet.

    Yup, an she gots..... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.28.2000 3:01:11 AM EST)

    needle holes in her arms.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    This is the last.. (0 replies)
    started by adam5711
    (09.28.2000 2:32:01 AM EST)

    time I send things in mass to Goofball....

    Damn I'm smooth.......

    lmfao @ donut below me... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.28.2000 0:46:11 AM EST)

    that was funnier than the pictures

    "How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

    damit adam (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (09.28.2000 0:09:52 AM EST)

    you have more barbies than my daughter

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