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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
But I think the best one I've had so far is the one I give myself thinking about you ;^) If this sign led to you, Miss PK, I would stand in line for one 'til I fell over dead!!! ;^)
"I was cuttin' the rug at a place called the Jug with a girl named Linda Lou, when in walked a man with a gun in his hand and he was lookin' for a you know who"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA started by
DaveMan
(03.13.2001 2:34:13 PM EST)
But I think the best one I've had so far is the one I give myself thinking about you ;^) If this sign led to you, Miss PK, I would stand in line for one 'til I fell over dead!!! ;^)
"I was cuttin' the rug at a place called the Jug with a girl named Linda Lou, when in walked a man with a gun in his hand and he was lookin' for a you know who"
Wow DaveMan. by
MissPK
(03.17.2001 7:51:36 AM EST)
I hope you cuddle with your hand when you're finished ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Of course, Miss PK, by
DaveMan
(03.18.2001 2:42:41 PM EST)
the only thing missing from my experiences is ACTUALLY being with you!!! ;^b
"And the sign said 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'. So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why."
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