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Best Soccer Mom Ever

By: michaelcarlPublished: 12/28/2005
 
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Pamela Anderson is the best Soccer Mom ever. She's her sons' secret weapon "Distraction".

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    Even the kid wonders.... (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (01.28.2007 4:33:51 PM EST)

    "are those fuckers real ???"

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    Address the ball? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.28.2005 11:17:14 AM EST)


    I can't even SEE the ball.

    If you'll notice, she stands with one foot in front of the other to keep from toppling forward.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
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    makes you yern for butter milk

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