Advanced Search
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in



Remember Me?

» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?


Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
Busted Tees
Mike's List


George W. Bush
REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.

Random Quote
"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin."

—David Letterman

Snapple Facts
#185 A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.

Yo Mama ...
is missing a finger and can't count past 9.

One Liners
Q. What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing ... yet.

Body Paint Lingerie

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/14/2004
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

My luck I would spend hours trying to get into those panties and bra and would just fall asleep in a drinken stooper.

Body Paint Lingerie

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

Related Links
  • Body Paint Neglige
  • Sheet Ad With Body Paint
  • Heidi Klum's Body Paint
  • Pink Floyd Body Paint
  • Body Paint
  • Body Paint Nightmare
  • New Hooters Body Paint Outfits
  • Ted Williams' Kin Fight Over Body
  • Morgue Worker Charged With Photographing Body of Woman
  • Killerīs Body Used in Art Exhibit
  • Body Found In Suitcase
  • Convicted Killer Imprisoned In Manīs Body
  • Strapped for Cash? Sell Human Body Parts!
  • Human Body
  • Woman Found Living With Body Of Dead Father
  • Tara Reid's Body Shots
  • Body Modification: Finger Amputation
  • Body Of Evidence
  • Strange Body Art
  • Body Work

  • More Photos...


    This Section


    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Ahhhh, yes.... (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (10.19.2009 0:30:20 AM EST)

    but look at the pillows you'd be snuggling into...

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    Ima gonna (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.14.2004 9:08:56 AM EST)

    wake up with a yellow tongue in the morning.

    My luck (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (05.14.2004 0:25:28 AM EST)

    she'd kick my ass from here to next week

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    A Smith and Wesson beats four aces is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

    Most Recent
    By Dre. ...

    Warning Sign
    Learn the difference. ...

    Warning Sign
    "Bitch please" -replied the Pharaohs ...

    Parents Of The Year
    I do hope that thing still works ...

    Rate This!

    3.88 Goofballs of 5
    106 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    My New Tablet
    Forget iPad or Samsung. THIS is the real stuff. ...

    You're Not Gonna Win
    But it will probably make your day. ...

    You're Home At Last
    I was a bit bored. Can we go out now? ...

    Art Attack
    You're doing it wrong. Or right. ...

    Two Years Ago
    Google Does Have A Sense Of Humour
    This is true when you want to get walking directions; ...

    The Only Book You Really Need
    I wish I had had it since I was 12 ...

    In Tears
    We understand. ...

    Book Sculpture By An Awesome Man
    But it will not remind you of a book but of that scene ...

    Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
    School busses in the United States are Chrome Yellow but used to be Omaha Orange.