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	George W. Bush
	"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue

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